You Talkin’ To Me? – featuring: Keith & The Movies
Ever wondered how to respond to a question by a particular film character? Well, here’s your chance. Inspired by a feature from Total Film magazine, I’ve decided to adapt some film quotes, that pose as questions to my fellow bloggers. This is my way of shedding some light on some great blogs out there and have a little fun at the same time. There are a different range of questions which will give the blogger the chance to either be offensive, defensive, serious, funny, surreal etc. It may prove difficult to come up with a answer but the whole point is to be as creative as possible.
In the crosshairs, in this first instalment is Keith, who runs the marvellous site
KEITH & MOVIES
Okay, let’s get started. The film quotes will be in bold with Keith’s answers underneath.
Are you talkin’ to me?
Well of course I am punk! You asked for this interview!
You’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
What are you, a 12-year old? Quite copying me and get on with it!
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Yes, during my wedding reception.
My… my wi-, my wife, Bunny? Do you see a wedding ring on my finger? Does this place look like I’m fucking married? The toilet seat’s up, man!
Well now that you mention it, the bathroom conditions and the unidentifiable carpet stains do clarify a few things.
Big Kahuna Burger. That’s that Hawaiian burger joint. I hear they got some tasty burgers. I ain’t never had one myself. How are they?
Well it is the cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast! I do love the taste of a good burger.
Do you see me holding up liquor stores with a born to lose tattoo on my chest?
No, but I can see you getting into fights with certain British film crews!
You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it’s me, I’m a little fucked up maybe, but I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Other than the pink camisole, I take you very serious. That laughter? It was…ummm…a nervous laughter. Ahem…
Why don’t you try stickin’ your head up your ass? See if it fits.
I’ve done that once, a long time ago. I was young and needed the money. NEVER again!
Alright, alright. Mickey’s a mouse, Donald’s a duck, Pluto’s a dog. What’s Goofy?
I don’t know but I would pay a lot of money just to hear Gary Busey answer the question!
Are you telling me you built a time machine? Out of a Delorian?
No, it was made out of a Ford Pinto. That’s why it only took me back two stinkin’ days. Piece of crap car!
It’s quite a thing to live in fear isn’t it?
Depends on what your fearing. Much like faith, fear is only as powerful as its object. Sorry, I had to wax poetically for just a quick moment.
If you could fight any celebrity, who would you pick?
Adam Sandler. I mean have you seen his movies? Is there any true movie lover who wouldn’t want to get a few hard jabs in?
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Many thanks to Keith for his involvement here and if you’ve not checked out his site please do so here. You’ll find a whole host of quality reviews as well as some very entertaining and involving features like his Th Phenomenal 5 and The Valhalla, among many others. Thanks again Keith, and if anyone else would like a crack at these questions then let me know in the comments section and you could be in the crosshairs next.
Mark
MARKED MOVIES 
June 3, 2013 at 10:16 am
Ha! That was great, good work guys 🙂 And love those pictures as well, although that last one of Brad Pitt is terrifying!
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June 3, 2013 at 10:24 am
Haha! Cheers Chris. I thought the photos would bring the lighter edge to it. Keeping it fun and some Keith answers were spot on. I particularly enjoyed his answer to the scarface question. You’ll be on yourself very soon, man.
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June 3, 2013 at 10:49 am
Great feature, hope it continues on. Nice work you guys.
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June 3, 2013 at 11:03 am
Thanks man. I aim to keep it going if the interest continues. If you’d like a crack at it, let me know. You’re more than welcome.
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June 3, 2013 at 11:07 am
Ah man this is awesome!!! Well done guys. Those are some tough questions alright. I like how it turned out with those pictures Mark.
Can’t wait to give you my answers.
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June 3, 2013 at 11:11 am
Thanks Chris. I originally used proper stills then changed it to caricatures wherever possible. Unfortunately my site doesn’t allow for a certain structure but this was the best I could do.
Looking forward to your answers, man. I have a lot of fun reading what people come up with and my hat’s off to you all. The questions are tricky.
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June 3, 2013 at 11:51 am
Ha! Great post! Tough questions there…and I’m with you on Adam Sandler there, Keith! Looking forward to the next instalment 🙂
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June 3, 2013 at 11:54 am
Thanks Georgina. The post wouldn’t work without the great input from the interviewee and Keith went along very well with it. The questions are hard, man. I totally agree on Sandler as well. He’d be a strong candidate for my choice there too.
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June 3, 2013 at 11:58 am
Nice answers, and great new feature Mr Walker 🙂
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June 3, 2013 at 12:00 pm
Thank you sir! Good on Keith for being a good sport and I await your answers whenever you’re ready to tackle it. 🙂
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June 3, 2013 at 12:05 pm
Soon, I promise. Answered over half already……trying to be funny and clever. Not a natural thing 🙂
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June 3, 2013 at 12:28 pm
Take your time, man. It always works best if you don’t rush it. Funny and clever is a dangerous mix for you 😉
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June 3, 2013 at 12:19 pm
You do come up with awesome concepts Mark, loved reading this one!
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June 3, 2013 at 12:30 pm
Thanks Nostra. I’ve been wracking my brains for ages to come up with new features and then two came along along at once. I’ll have another Classic Scene transcript soon and hopefully this one will last. Trivia Tidbits is due back soon as well.
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June 3, 2013 at 1:24 pm
I know the feeling. Haven’t started any big ones myself for a while, but I’m constantly searching for something. You have to keep challenging yourself to keep it interesting I think.
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June 3, 2013 at 1:38 pm
Yeah, absolutely! I’ve not had the chance to watch of review many movies of late so this is another way of keeping my hand in and producing something film related. Need to keep the blog ticking over, you know?
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June 3, 2013 at 12:39 pm
Thanks a ton for letting me involved Mark. What a cool idea! The questions were great and those wacky pictures are a hoot (I had to show them to my wife. Especially the Nicholson one). I can’t wait to see where this goes in the future. I’ll be reading for sure! Thanks again!
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June 3, 2013 at 1:04 pm
The good work is all yours Keith. The questions were hard, man. I’d struggle to answer them myself and you done a fine job. Thanks a lot for taking part and running with it. I liked your dig about my “involvement” with British film crews. LOL and your answer to the Scarface question was ace, man. Good stuff bro!
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June 3, 2013 at 1:16 pm
Not sure how many people caught the Brit film crew thing but as long as you did. 😉
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June 3, 2013 at 1:36 pm
Haha! Yeah, I caught that one, man. Couldn’t miss it. There are only a handful of people who have that info so I’m sure it went over many heads but I liked it very much. 🙂
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June 3, 2013 at 1:16 pm
LOL. Fun stuff, Mark, Keith. Love the caricatures, too! 😀
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June 3, 2013 at 1:37 pm
Cheers Fogs! Yeah, it rolled along nicely and now people have an idea of what to expect. I thought the caricatures was the best way to keep it fun.
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June 3, 2013 at 1:29 pm
Very nice, Mucker!! Looks GREAT!!!
Very funny, Keith!!
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June 3, 2013 at 1:41 pm
Thanks man. Your contribution shall receive the same treatment.
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June 3, 2013 at 1:29 pm
This was great! Did you draw these?
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June 3, 2013 at 1:43 pm
Thanks you sir. No, I can’t take credit for these caricatures. I found them while trudging the Internet.
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June 3, 2013 at 1:42 pm
Great idea for a post .
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June 3, 2013 at 1:44 pm
Cheers Vinnie! You’re welcome to give it a go, man. Just let me know!
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June 3, 2013 at 4:06 pm
Funny stuff nice work fellas.
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June 3, 2013 at 4:08 pm
Cheers Adam! You up for partaking? Just drop me an email. Would love to hear your answers.
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June 3, 2013 at 4:10 pm
Im always down for partaking but sometimes that gets me into trouble with the misses. 😉
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June 3, 2013 at 4:22 pm
Haha! It’ll be a secret between us. Not another soul will know 😉
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June 3, 2013 at 7:48 pm
I love this so much. Let me in on this bad boy Mark!
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June 3, 2013 at 7:53 pm
Haha! By all means sir! You’re more than welcome to take part. I’ll drop you an email with the questions that you can answer at your leisure.
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June 3, 2013 at 10:10 pm
Ha ha! Great job fellas!
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June 4, 2013 at 9:11 am
Cheers Garrett! You’re welcome to take part any time.
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June 3, 2013 at 10:28 pm
LOL! Love it!
Later! 😀
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June 4, 2013 at 9:11 am
🙂 Glad to hear you’re a fan already.
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June 3, 2013 at 10:29 pm
Great idea and execution, guys!
All I can say is “42”.
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June 4, 2013 at 9:12 am
Thanks Jack. I’m afraid the “42” reference is went over my head, though. Clues?
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June 4, 2013 at 2:13 pm
Hi, Mark.
‘Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy’.
The answer to a very important question posited to ‘Deep Thought’.
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June 4, 2013 at 2:41 pm
Aaah! Of course, Jack. I was wracking my brains for ages after you said it. I knew I had heard it but couldn’t, for the life of me, remember where. I was a tortured man but you’ve let me off lightly. 🙂
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June 4, 2013 at 2:46 pm
Hi, Mark:
“Is it safe?”
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June 4, 2013 at 3:44 pm
Ha! Marathon Man!
“I’m Walkin’ here! I’m Walkin’ here”
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June 18, 2013 at 1:29 am
LOL “During my wedding reception” Good job fellas!
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June 19, 2013 at 4:11 pm
LOL. Good answer wasn’t it?
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