MARKED MOVIES

Ever wondered how to respond to a question by a particular film character? Well, here’s your chance to find out what others have said. Inspired by a feature from Total Film magazine, I’ve decided to adapt some film quotes, that pose as questions to my fellow bloggers. This is my way of shedding some light on some great blogs out there and have a little fun at the same time. There are a different range of questions which will give the blogger the chance to either be offensive, defensive, serious, funny, surreal etc. It may prove difficult to come up with an answer but the whole point is to be as creative as possible.

In the crosshairs in this instalment is Nick, who runs the prolific blog:
THE CINEMATIC KATZENJAMMER

Okay, let’s get started. The film quotes will be in bold with Nick’s answers underneath.

You talkin’ to me?

I was, but with that tone in your voice I don’t think I want to talk to you anymore.

You’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

My total at Wendy’s was $7.77. So yes, I do feel lucky. Even though I forgot to get a Frosty…

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Once. It was memorable but he’s very handsy. Dinner was delicious, however.

My… my wi-, my wife, Bunny? Do you see a wedding ring on my finger? Does this place look like I’m fucking married? The toilet seat’s up, man!

I’m not Bunny nor am I your wife.

Big Kahuna Burger. That’s that Hawaiian burger joint. I hear they got some tasty burgers. I ain’t never had one myself. How are they?

They’re no Royale with Cheese.

Do you see me holding up liquor stores with a born to lose tattoo on my chest?

No, but I see a lost at birth tattoo on your forehead.

You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it’s me, I’m a little fucked up maybe, but I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Because you’re a short little spitfuck, Joey

Why don’t you try stickin’ your head up your ass? See if it fits.

Again, tried it once. I broke a few ribs in the process. Awkward story at the emergency room.

Alright, alright. Mickey’s a mouse, Donald’s a duck, Pluto’s a dog. What’s Goofy?

A god.

Are you telling me you built a time machine? Out of a DeLorean?

Hell no, I would never take credit from Doctor Emmett Lathrop Brown. How dare you assume such things.

It’s quite a thing to live in fear isn’t it?

I suppose. Better to live in fear than die a coward. (Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa profound).

If you could fight any celebrity, who would you pick?

Well that depends, do I want to win or do I want to have a blast getting my ass kicked? If I want to win, then Stephen Hawking. If I wanted to get beat to death, the biogenetic combination of The Rock and Vin Diesel. ROCK DIESEL motherfuckers.

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Many thanks to Nick for his involvement here and if you’ve not checked out his site please do so here. Nick was the 2013 Best New Lamb winner and you’ll find all the latest news, reviews and a plethora of features like Box office talk, The Klash, On The Wall and many, many more. Thanks again Nick and if anyone else would like a crack at these questions then let me know in the comments section and you could be in the crosshairs next.

Mark

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