You Talkin’ To Me? – featuring: Keith & The Movies

Ever wondered how to respond to a question by a particular film character? Well, here’s your chance. Inspired by a feature from Total Film magazine, I’ve decided to adapt some film quotes, that pose as questions to my fellow bloggers. This is my way of shedding some light on some great blogs out there and have a little fun at the same time. There are a different range of questions which will give the blogger the chance to either be offensive, defensive, serious, funny, surreal etc. It may prove difficult to come up with a answer but the whole point is to be as creative as possible.

In the crosshairs, in this first instalment is Keith, who runs the marvellous site


Okay, let’s get started. The film quotes will be in bold with Keith’s answers underneath.

Are you talkin’ to me?

Well of course I am punk! You asked for this interview!

You’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

What are you, a 12-year old? Quite copying me and get on with it!

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Yes, during my wedding reception.

My… my wi-, my wife, Bunny? Do you see a wedding ring on my finger? Does this place look like I’m fucking married? The toilet seat’s up, man!

Well now that you mention it, the bathroom conditions and the unidentifiable carpet stains do clarify a few things.

Big Kahuna Burger. That’s that Hawaiian burger joint. I hear they got some tasty burgers. I ain’t never had one myself. How are they?

Well it is the cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast! I do love the taste of a good burger.

Do you see me holding up liquor stores with a born to lose tattoo on my chest?

No, but I can see you getting into fights with certain British film crews!

You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it’s me, I’m a little fucked up maybe, but I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

Other than the pink camisole, I take you very serious. That laughter? It was…ummm…a nervous laughter. Ahem…

Why don’t you try stickin’ your head up your ass? See if it fits.

I’ve done that once, a long time ago. I was young and needed the money. NEVER again!

Alright, alright. Mickey’s a mouse, Donald’s a duck, Pluto’s a dog. What’s Goofy?

I don’t know but I would pay a lot of money just to hear Gary Busey answer the question!

Are you telling me you built a time machine? Out of a Delorian?

No, it was made out of a Ford Pinto. That’s why it only took me back two stinkin’ days. Piece of crap car!

It’s quite a thing to live in fear isn’t it?

Depends on what your fearing. Much like faith, fear is only as powerful as its object. Sorry, I had to wax poetically for just a quick moment.

If you could fight any celebrity, who would you pick?

Adam Sandler. I mean have you seen his movies? Is there any true movie lover who wouldn’t want to get a few hard jabs in?
Many thanks to Keith for his involvement here and if you’ve not checked out his site please do so here. You’ll find a whole host of quality reviews as well as some very entertaining and involving features like his Th Phenomenal 5 and The Valhalla, among many others. Thanks again Keith, and if anyone else would like a crack at these questions then let me know in the comments section and you could be in the crosshairs next.


47 Responses to “You Talkin’ To Me? – featuring: Keith & The Movies”

  1. Ha! That was great, good work guys 🙂 And love those pictures as well, although that last one of Brad Pitt is terrifying!


    • Haha! Cheers Chris. I thought the photos would bring the lighter edge to it. Keeping it fun and some Keith answers were spot on. I particularly enjoyed his answer to the scarface question. You’ll be on yourself very soon, man.


  2. Great feature, hope it continues on. Nice work you guys.


  3. Ah man this is awesome!!! Well done guys. Those are some tough questions alright. I like how it turned out with those pictures Mark.

    Can’t wait to give you my answers.


    • Thanks Chris. I originally used proper stills then changed it to caricatures wherever possible. Unfortunately my site doesn’t allow for a certain structure but this was the best I could do.

      Looking forward to your answers, man. I have a lot of fun reading what people come up with and my hat’s off to you all. The questions are tricky.


  4. Ha! Great post! Tough questions there…and I’m with you on Adam Sandler there, Keith! Looking forward to the next instalment 🙂


    • Thanks Georgina. The post wouldn’t work without the great input from the interviewee and Keith went along very well with it. The questions are hard, man. I totally agree on Sandler as well. He’d be a strong candidate for my choice there too.


  5. Nice answers, and great new feature Mr Walker 🙂


  6. You do come up with awesome concepts Mark, loved reading this one!


    • Thanks Nostra. I’ve been wracking my brains for ages to come up with new features and then two came along along at once. I’ll have another Classic Scene transcript soon and hopefully this one will last. Trivia Tidbits is due back soon as well.


      • I know the feeling. Haven’t started any big ones myself for a while, but I’m constantly searching for something. You have to keep challenging yourself to keep it interesting I think.


      • Yeah, absolutely! I’ve not had the chance to watch of review many movies of late so this is another way of keeping my hand in and producing something film related. Need to keep the blog ticking over, you know?


  7. Thanks a ton for letting me involved Mark. What a cool idea! The questions were great and those wacky pictures are a hoot (I had to show them to my wife. Especially the Nicholson one). I can’t wait to see where this goes in the future. I’ll be reading for sure! Thanks again!


    • The good work is all yours Keith. The questions were hard, man. I’d struggle to answer them myself and you done a fine job. Thanks a lot for taking part and running with it. I liked your dig about my “involvement” with British film crews. LOL and your answer to the Scarface question was ace, man. Good stuff bro!


  8. LOL. Fun stuff, Mark, Keith. Love the caricatures, too! 😀


  9. Very nice, Mucker!! Looks GREAT!!!

    Very funny, Keith!!


  10. This was great! Did you draw these?


  11. Great idea for a post .


  12. Funny stuff nice work fellas.


  13. I love this so much. Let me in on this bad boy Mark!


  14. Ha ha! Great job fellas!


  15. LOL! Love it!

    Later! 😀


  16. jackdeth72 Says:

    Great idea and execution, guys!

    All I can say is “42”.


  17. jackdeth72 Says:

    Hi, Mark.

    ‘Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy’.

    The answer to a very important question posited to ‘Deep Thought’.


    • Aaah! Of course, Jack. I was wracking my brains for ages after you said it. I knew I had heard it but couldn’t, for the life of me, remember where. I was a tortured man but you’ve let me off lightly. 🙂


  18. jackdeth72 Says:

    Hi, Mark:

    “Is it safe?”


  19. Victor De Leon Says:

    LOL “During my wedding reception” Good job fellas!


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