You Talkin’ To Me? – featuring: Keith & The Movies
Ever wondered how to respond to a question by a particular film character? Well, here’s your chance. Inspired by a feature from Total Film magazine, I’ve decided to adapt some film quotes, that pose as questions to my fellow bloggers. This is my way of shedding some light on some great blogs out there and have a little fun at the same time. There are a different range of questions which will give the blogger the chance to either be offensive, defensive, serious, funny, surreal etc. It may prove difficult to come up with a answer but the whole point is to be as creative as possible.
In the crosshairs, in this first instalment is Keith, who runs the marvellous site
KEITH & MOVIES
Okay, let’s get started. The film quotes will be in bold with Keith’s answers underneath.
Well of course I am punk! You asked for this interview!
What are you, a 12-year old? Quite copying me and get on with it!
Yes, during my wedding reception.
Well now that you mention it, the bathroom conditions and the unidentifiable carpet stains do clarify a few things.
Well it is the cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast! I do love the taste of a good burger.
No, but I can see you getting into fights with certain British film crews!
You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it’s me, I’m a little fucked up maybe, but I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Other than the pink camisole, I take you very serious. That laughter? It was…ummm…a nervous laughter. Ahem…
I’ve done that once, a long time ago. I was young and needed the money. NEVER again!
I don’t know but I would pay a lot of money just to hear Gary Busey answer the question!
No, it was made out of a Ford Pinto. That’s why it only took me back two stinkin’ days. Piece of crap car!
Depends on what your fearing. Much like faith, fear is only as powerful as its object. Sorry, I had to wax poetically for just a quick moment.
Adam Sandler. I mean have you seen his movies? Is there any true movie lover who wouldn’t want to get a few hard jabs in?
Many thanks to Keith for his involvement here and if you’ve not checked out his site please do so here. You’ll find a whole host of quality reviews as well as some very entertaining and involving features like his Th Phenomenal 5 and The Valhalla, among many others. Thanks again Keith, and if anyone else would like a crack at these questions then let me know in the comments section and you could be in the crosshairs next.