MARKED MOVIES

Ever wondered how to respond to a question by a particular film character? Well, here’s your chance to find out what others have said. Inspired by a feature from Total Film magazine, I’ve decided to adapt some film quotes, that pose as questions to my fellow bloggers. This is my way of shedding some light on some great blogs out there and have a little fun at the same time. There are a different range of questions which will give the blogger the chance to either be offensive, defensive, serious, funny, surreal etc. It may prove difficult to come up with a answer but the whole point is to be as creative as possible.

In the crosshairs in this instalment is Dan Fogarty who runs the popular and very productive blog:
FOGS’ MOVIE REVIEWS

Okay, let’s get started. The film quotes will be in bold with Fogs’ answers underneath.

You talkin’ to me?

You’re the only one here…

You’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

In my experience, there’s no such thing as luck.

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Frequently. 😉 Though not like… slow dances or anything.

My… my wi-, my wife, Bunny? Do you see a wedding ring on my finger? Does this place look like I’m fucking married? The toilet seat’s up, man!

Nice rug. Smells, though.

Big Kahuna Burger. That’s that Hawaiian burger joint. I hear they got some tasty burgers. I ain’t never had one myself. How are they?

Seriously delicious. You wouldnt think Pineapple would GO on a burger, but its great. Hey, that’s my soda!!

Do you see me holding up liquor stores with a born to lose tattoo on my chest?

I dont do that anymore. I think we all make mistakes as younger people, its not fair to hold them against us as adults 😉

You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it’s me, I’m a little fucked up maybe, but I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

Get the fuck out of here…. Tommy…. LOL

Why don’t you try stickin’ your head up your ass? See if it fits.

Ju know why, Mark? That’s because you got chor head… up your culoo, that’s why.

Alright, alright. Mickey’s a mouse, Donald’s a duck, Pluto’s a dog. What’s Goofy?

Goofy is an anthropomorphic dog. A dog given the characteristics of a human, such as Donald would be an anthropomorphic duck.

Are you telling me you built a time machine? Out of a Delorian?

The way I see it, if you’re going to make a time machine out of a car, why not do it with some style?

It’s quite a thing to live in fear isn’t it?

To paraphrase Mr Spock, fear is a thing of the mind and the mind can be controlled. So… I cant relate. Sorry, Batty

If you could fight any celebrity, who would you pick?

Shia LaBouef. He deserves it for annoying me for so long.

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Many thanks to Fogs for his involvement here and if you’ve not checked out his site, please do so here. He was the runaway winner at the 2013 Lammys with an impressive 8 awards and you’ll find a whole host of quality reviews as well as some very entertaining and involving features like The Great Debates, Tossin’ It Out There, Under The Radar and the in-depth Movies That Everyone Should See, among many others. Thanks again Fogs, and if anyone else would like a crack at these questions then let me know in the comments section and you could be in the crosshairs next.

Mark

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