You Talkin’ To Me – featuring: Head In A Vice

Ever wondered how to respond to a question by a particular film character? Well, here’s your chance to find out what others have said. Inspired by a feature from Total Film magazine, I’ve decided to adapt some film quotes, that pose as questions to my fellow bloggers. This is my way of shedding some light on some great blogs out there and have a little fun at the same time. There are a different range of questions which will give the blogger the chance to either be offensive, defensive, serious, funny, surreal etc. It may prove difficult to come up with a answer but the whole point is to be as creative as possible.

In the crosshairs in this instalment is Tyson Carter, who runs the popular and involving blog: HEAD IN A VICE


Okay, let’s get started. The film quotes will be in bold with Tyson’s answers underneath.

You talkin’ to me?

Hello? Who’s there, I’m talkin? Hello? Who is this? Baxter… is that you? Baxter! Bark twice if your in Milwaukee… Is this Wilt Chamberlain? Have the courage to say something! Hello?

You’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight / Gonna grab some afternoon delight / My motto’s always been, “When it’s right, it’s right” / Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night?

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

I’ll give this little cookie an hour before we’re doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up.

My… my wi-, my wife, Bunny? Do you see a wedding ring on my finger? Does this place look like I’m fucking married? The toilet seat’s up, man!

Everyone just relax, all right? Believe me, if there’s one thing Ron Burgundy knows, it’s women.

Big Kahuna Burger. That’s that Hawaiian burger joint. I hear they got some tasty burgers. I ain’t never had one myself. How are they?

I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly…

Do you see me holding up liquor stores with a born to lose tattoo on my chest?

You’re so wise. You’re like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair.

You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it’s me, I’m a little fucked up maybe, but I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.

Why don’t you try stickin’ your head up your ass? See if it fits.

Guess what? One day Veronica and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there’s going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises. And then our children will form a family band. And we will tour the countryside and you won’t be invited.

Alright, alright. Mickey’s a mouse, Donald’s a duck, Pluto’s a dog. What’s Goofy?

Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale’s vagina.

Are you telling me you built a time machine? Out of a Delorian?

What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole… wheel of cheese? How’d you do that? Heck, I’m not even mad; that’s amazing. How ’bout we get you in your p.j.’s and we hit the hay.

It’s quite a thing to live in fear isn’t it?

Tell me about it, this morning, I woke up and I shit a squirrel, but what I can’t get is the damn thing is still alive. So now, I’ve got a shit covered squirrel running around my office and I don’t know what to name it.

If you could fight any celebrity, who would you pick?

What’s that? Well if you were a man, I’d punch you. Punch you right in the mouth.

Many thanks to Tyson for his involvement here and his clever use of Anchorman quotes. If you’ve not checked out his site please do so here. You’ll find a whole range of horror reviews, among other genres, as well as some very entertaining and involving features like Desert Island Films, Question Time and his ongoing Project: DeNiro. Thanks again Tyson and if anyone else would like a crack at these questions then let me know in the comments section and you could be in the crosshairs next.


28 Responses to “You Talkin’ To Me – featuring: Head In A Vice”

  1. Nice answers Tyson!


  2. Wow… I pooped a hammer!


  3. Some great answers.


  4. Great fun to do Mark, and I really tried to find answers that kind of related to the questions. Anyway, always a pleasure collaborating with you. Here’s to the next project, whenever and whatever that may be! 🙂


    • Thanks for taking part, bro. Even though you know my thoughts on Anchorman, your answers fitted in brilliantly. I’m just sorry it took so long to get posted.

      As always, it’s a real pleasure working with you, man. I too, look forward to our next collaboration. We work well together. Always goes down well. 🙂


  5. Reblogged this on Head In A Vice and commented:
    My good friend Mark runs a fantastic movie blog, and one of his features involves asking people questions in the form of famous movie quotes. I answered them in the only way I know how, in the form of Anchorman and in particular everyones favourite newsreader Ron Burgundy. Please check it out and say hi to Mark, and tell us how great we both are. Cheers 🙂


  6. Brilliant stuff Tyson. I can tell you own many leather-bound books and that your apartment smells of rich mahogany.


  7. Love it. I was going on about San Diego being a whales vagina to my husband this morning but he’s only seen Anchorman once (philistine) and he had no idea what I was on about.


  8. Such a fun post!!! Nice job Tyson, my favorite was your response to Robert DeNiro. Pee-my-pants funny. 😀


  9. Awesome guys, fun stuff here. Great series you’ve got here Mark!


  10. Haha, brilliant stuff Tyson 🙂 That’s funny…


  11. Very nice, boys! Very nice!


  12. Hahaha, very nice Tyson!


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