Alien: Covenant
Director: Ridley Scott.
Screenplay: John Logan, Dante Harper.
Starring: Michael Fassbender, Katherine Waterston, Billy Crudup, Danny McBride, Guy Pearce, Demián Bechir, Carmen Ejogo, Jussie Smollett, Callie Hernandez, Amy Seimetz, Nathaniel Dean, Alexander England, Benjamin Rigby, Uli Latukefu, Tess Haubrich, James Franco.
“No one understands the lonely perfection of my dreams”
When it was announced that Prometheus would would have Ridley Scott revisit the Alien world of his 1979 classic, there was much anticipation. However, the end result caused huge disappointment for fans and many were left wondering why Scott even bothered in the first place. Alien: Covenant was a chance for Scott to right some wrongs and have another go but, unfortunately, he doesn’t achieve that. If anything, Covenant is an even bigger misstep.
Plot: The crew of the deep-space colony vessel Covenant are bound for a remote planet to build a new life. En route they intercept a transmission from a nearby planet that may resemble Earth and decide to investigate. What they find is a dangerous world that they must escape as soon as they arrive.
It has been said that Ridley Scott is on a collision course with his own franchise much in the same way that George Lucas did by delivering three unnecessary Star Wars prequels that were less than the sum of their parts. Scott’s decision to claim that Prometheus wasn’t actually part of the Alien storyline was such a confounding claim that it verged on being insulting by trying to pass it off as something that it obviously wasn’t. That has seemingly all but been forgotten, though, as Alien: Covenant makes no such claim. In fact, it’s so much like previous Alien films in its structure that it becomes apparent, very early on, that there’s no originality here. Scott’s original film hangs heavy over the proceedings and he has no shame in also stealing from James Cameron’s sequel when it comes to action set-pieces and David Fincher’s third instalment by showing us the occasional point of view of the alien itself. These approaches are glaring and despite trying to bring the best of these three films, Scott is unable to make them work or improve upon them at all. After a laborious first hour, it’s apparent that Covenant is going nowhere fast and having an assorted cast of characters with little to no characterisation doesn’t help matters (why James Franco even makes a cameo appearance is also pointless and off-putting). Much like Prometheus, the only saving grace is having Michael Fassbender (in a dual role) trying to hold this mess together. As good as he is, though, even he can’t rise above the woefully lazy script.
The biggest problem for me, however, was the special effects. For a big-budget science fiction there really is no excuse for having such shamefully sub-par CGI. Scott manages to deliver an Alien film where the aliens themselves simply don’t work. They are so laughably bad that they ruin any attempt at tension or suspense – the very bread and butter that Alien films thrive upon. There is one important and crucial piece of dialogue in the film whereby Fassbender informs us that “One wrong note eventually ruins the entire symphony“. At least Ridley Scott and I can agree on that and when you reflect on this film, it’s wise words that Scott should have paid closer attention to.
With the Blade Runner sequel due in a few months, I’m actually much happier now that Scott has passed the reigns to Denis Villenueve. Scott may be a visual master but his ability to provide overall quality anymore is seriously in question. It’s fair to say that Scott has further plans for this franchise but after the disappointment of Prometheus and the ineptitude of this, it’s a series of films that I’m finding it increasing more difficult to invest in.
Mark Walker
Trivia: Each “Alien” film features a different type of group interacting with the Xenomorphs, which were miners in Alien (1979), the military in Aliens (1986), prisoners in Alien 3 (1992), smugglers in Alien: Ressurection (1997), archaeologists in Alien vs. Predator (2004), a combination of normal suburban humans, police force, and military in Aliens vs Predator: Requiem (2007), and research scientists in Prometheus (2012). While the main characters in this film are scientists, they are also colonists.
August 21, 2017 at 3:40 am
Nice review Mark. While I liked this more than you, I too felt disappointed in Covenant. Although I came out of the film thinking it was an improvement over Prometheus, after a while it felt pretty empty, and as you said essentially rebaked moments from the previous movie. I thought Danny McBride gave a surprisingly solid dramatic performance, but Covenant was a lackluster picture.
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August 21, 2017 at 6:57 pm
I found some positives in Prometheus, man. I really did. But I thoughts Scott would’ve learned from his flaws and mistakes and remedied them with Covenant. He didn’t! I really wasn’t keen on this at all. The first hour was a waste of my life and I held in there thinking it would pay-off. It didn’t. I was even more disappointed in this than I was Prometheus, if I’m honest.
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August 23, 2017 at 2:27 pm
To some extent, it does feel like Scott is self-correcting after Prometheus (there are much fewer “why did they do that?” moments), but from interviews, it seems his main takeaway from that movie was that there should have been a greater focus on the xenomorphs. I wish he focused more on creating a more original and thought-provoking narrative rather than giving audiences an origin story.
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August 24, 2017 at 8:14 pm
Yeah, a much better story overall would have been much more preferable. Even though Scott focused more on the xenomorphs, I thought the CGI was terrible. As a result, this had none of the tension or excitement that Alien and Aliens had. Even Alien 3 was more exciting than this.
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October 2, 2017 at 6:55 am
Me too. Prometheus wasn’t perfect, obviously, but many things there were just right. The story was interesting to follow and didn’t seem such an obvious copy-pasting. And, most importantly, it had more charismatic characters we cared about, Rapace, Theron, Fassbender, Guy Pearce, Idris Elba, all amazing actors that can contribute to any story. Katherine Waterson with her sweet almost teen face was perfect for Fantastic Beasts, but leading role in Alien? Argh.
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October 2, 2017 at 7:02 pm
There was a lot of things wrong with the casting of Covenant! Waterston was certainly no Weaver and Danny McBride (as decent as he was) just kept me wondering about comedy and then there’s the pointless casting of James Franco. What’s going on there? The only positive of this film was Fassbender but even he looked like he knew this was shit!
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October 3, 2017 at 7:02 am
Exactly.
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August 21, 2017 at 9:56 am
That’s a good piece of trivia Mark. I didn’t hate the film but the best stuff is involving the androids and that’s a problem. I also think its what appeals to Scott too. Still The Martian was good, he needs good scripts to adapt.
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August 21, 2017 at 6:58 pm
This was all over the place for me, Lloyd. I enjoyed Fassbender (as always) but even he couldn’t save this mess. It was shocking to have an Alien film where the Alien was the worst part about it. I hope Scott stops all this nonsense. And soon!!
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August 21, 2017 at 10:08 pm
It’s funny though, I mean I suspected we wouldn’t get all the answers in this one and was pretty angry about that but when I actually saw the film, which I didn’t particularly rate well, I was kind of curious to see what he did in a third final part.
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August 22, 2017 at 3:17 pm
Yeah, I suppose I’d still be interested in how he ties it all together but I’ve just about gave up on expecting quality. Both this and Prometheus have been very mediocre. Here’s hoping that Blade Runner 2 doesn’t go down the same way.
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September 12, 2017 at 5:44 am
I’m just going to leave the original up on a pedestal by itself but the sequel is being directed by Denis Villineuve.
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September 12, 2017 at 2:14 pm
The original is a genuine classic for me, Lloyd. I have to say, though, Villeneuve’s follow-up is looking might fine.
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August 21, 2017 at 10:19 am
I totally agree with the sub par graphics! I saw so many review lauding it for the effects and I thought they were dodgy as hell more often than not. Great review Mark, sorry you didn’t like this more.
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August 21, 2017 at 7:00 pm
The graphics were terrible weren’t they? I honestly couldn’t believe how bad they were. Scott should have stuck to the old approach of just having a guy in a suit. It’s much more realistic. I really didn’t like this much at all. It was that bad, it was insulting! Cheers Zöe!
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August 24, 2017 at 8:06 pm
It’s a rather depressing thought that Scott has said he’s got many more Alien movies he wants to make…
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August 24, 2017 at 8:17 pm
That’s very depressing, man. I’ve just about had enough already. Scott is no longer a director that I get much excitement for. Bizarrely, I think the best film he’s made in ages was The Counselor – and everyone else hated it 🙂
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August 26, 2017 at 2:01 pm
Sad to hear that the film isn’t up to much. I’m a huge fan of Ridley Scott, but he has had a few misfires lately. Hope that’s just temporary.
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August 30, 2017 at 3:06 pm
I used to be a big fan Vinnie. He’s still done some great stuff but my confidence in him has plummeted recently. Blade Runner and Thelma & Louise are two I love and I really liked The Counsellor but most of his films are either overrated or seriously lacking something.
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August 30, 2017 at 5:32 pm
Man I hope he can recapture some of his old magic again.
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August 30, 2017 at 6:09 pm
I’m in serious doubt. I’m glad Denis Villanueve has taken over Blade Runner 2049. That’s in my top 5 films of all time and it would be unforgivable for Ridley to fuck it up!
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August 30, 2017 at 6:17 pm
You may be on to something there. Still, we at least have his moments of greatness to reflect on.
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August 31, 2017 at 7:35 pm
Admittedly, he has had a few! 🙂
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August 31, 2017 at 7:38 pm
Indeed he has. On another note, in case you forget the address. Here’s a link to one of my pages that will send you to my other blog. Hope you like it. https://vinnieh.wordpress.com/2017/03/18/my-other-site/
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November 3, 2017 at 11:09 pm
I absolutely adored Prometheus. Was shattered to hear Noomi wouldn’t be in Covenant. The casting was all off in Covenant. Nobody was compelling in it except Fassbender and I think you’re spot on that even he was vibing it was a p.o.s. plot. The first half of the film was virtually unwatchable unwatchable and the last half was just hokey. I liked the idea of David having gone insane, but the rest of the plot couldn’t support one good idea. The genocide was just plain lazy also.
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November 6, 2017 at 1:31 am
I wasn’t overly impressed with Prometheus but it was genius in comparison with Covenant. This film was a mess. Like you say, the casting was wrong. There really wasn’t anyone to identify with and Katherine Waterston is no Sigourney, for sure. Ultimately, it was the plot that was tedious, though, and I’ve never seen an Alien film that managed to make the Alien itself piss my pants. There really wasn’t any suspense or tension and the CGI was woeful.
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November 6, 2017 at 3:27 am
It’s ironic that the only character(s) one could possibly empathize or sympathize with were alter ego androids.
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November 6, 2017 at 8:25 am
Haha! Exactly! That pretty much sums up the film’s failure.
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November 23, 2017 at 12:28 pm
I thought this was a tired old retread of old Alien tropes and scenes, though at least it has the Fass. I actually preferred Life, the Gyllenhaal alien movie from earlier in the year, which at least kept things simple.
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November 23, 2017 at 6:43 pm
This was woeful, man. Scott did achieve something though; he achieved in making an Alien film boring and lacking in any excitement whatsoever.
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January 25, 2018 at 7:06 am
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