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TUESDAY’S TRIVIA TIDBITS.

Posted in Uncategorized with tags on October 15, 2012 by Mark Walker

Welcome back to Tuesday’s Trivia Tidbits. For those of you out of the loop, this is a little compilation of 10 movie related facts that I will be posting weekly and info that I always find interesting. So without further ado, this weeks are…

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1: After Michael Madsen was found to be unavailable for the part, Daniel Day-Lewis tried to get the role of Vincent Vega in “Pulp Fiction“, one of the few times he actively pursued a part. However, by that point in the casting, Quentin Tarantino had John Travolta in mind.

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2: Mark Ruffalo claims to be the only actor to date, to play both The Hulk and Bruce Banner in the same movie. Technically, both Eric Bana and Edward Norton have done motion capture work for their respective Hulks, but Ruffalo is the first actor to perform the Hulk live on set via performance capture.

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3: When he did the Russian roulette scene in “The Deer Hunter“, Christopher Walken was remembering being sent to summer camp by his parents, which he hated. He felt betrayed, ostracized, alone – and felt the character was experiencing that at that point in the film.

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4: Originally in “Rain Man“, Dustin Hoffman was to play Charlie Babbitt (the Tom Cruise character) and Bill Murray was to play the autistic savant Raymond (eventually Hoffman’s role). When Hoffman decided to switch roles, Murray dropped out – he didn’t want to play the straight role. The film also seen director’s Martin Brest, Steven Spielberg and Sydney Pollack attached at one point.

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5:Argo” is the title of the “movie” being filmed within the movie but it originates from Greek mythology. It was the ship Jason and the Argonauts sailed in to retrieve the Golden Fleece.

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6:The Lord of the Rings” trilogy were filmed simultaneously. The back-to-back shoot lasted a record-equaling 274 days, in 16 months – exactly the same time as taken for the principal photography of “Apocalypse Now“.

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7: While filming “Awakenings” with Robin Williams and “Mad Dog and Glory” with Bill Murray, Robert DeNiro’s nose was apparently broken by both actors.

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8: Matt Damon, along with Jake Gyllenhaal, was one of the studio’s first choices for the role of Jake Sully in “Avatar“, but director James Cameron chose the (back then) more unknown Sam Worthington in the lead role instead.

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9: At one point in the movie “Ted“, Ted mentions 9/11. Mark Wahlberg and Seth MacFarlane both, apparently, narrowly missed being on the planes that hit the World Trade Center. Wahlberg was booked on American Airlines Flight 11 but decided to drive up to New York and fly to California later. McFarlane was scheduled on the same flight but arrived to gate ten minutes late and was unable to board. He was sitting in the airport when he saw that his plane had hit the North Tower of the World trade center.

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10: In an interview with Rolling Stone magazine, John Goodman stated that The Dude referring to “The Big Lebowski” as a “human paraquat” was one of the only improvised lines to make it into the final film. Virtually every other line, including every ‘man’ and ‘dude,’ was scripted – A ‘Paraquat’ is actually a herbicide. During the late 1970s, a controversial program sponsored by the US government sprayed paraquat on marijuana fields in Mexico.

So there you have it. 10 esoteric Tidbits to masticate on. Some you may know. Some you may not. If you have any thoughts, stick your donations in the comment box.
See you next Tuesday…

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TUESDAY’S TRIVIA TIDBITS.

Posted in Uncategorized with tags on October 7, 2012 by Mark Walker

Welcome back to Tuesday’s Trivia Tidbits. For those of you out of the loop, this is a little compilation of 10 movie related facts that I will be posting weekly and info that I always find interesting. So without further ado, this weeks are…

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1: There are an elite 10 actors to have been nominated for both a Supporting and a Lead Acting Academy Award in the same year. They are: Fay Bainter, Teresa Wright, Barry Fitzgerald, Jessica Lange, Al Pacino, Sigourney Weaver, Emma Thompson, Holly Hunter, Cate Blanchett, Julianne Moore and Jamie Foxx.

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2: Robert De Niro’s thick Max Cady accent in “Cape Fear” reportedly gave Martin Scorsese the creeps, and as a joke, De Niro would call the director’s house, leaving messages as Cady.

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3: Guillermo del Toro is famous for compiling books full of notes and drawings about his ideas before turning them into films, something he regards as essential to the process. He left years worth of notes for his film “Pan’s Labyrinth” in the back of a cab, and when he discovered them missing, he thought it was the end of the project. However, the cab driver found them and, realizing their importance, tracked him down and returned them at great personal difficulty and expense. Del Toro was convinced that this was a blessing and it made him even more determined to complete the film.

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4: Tim Burton was slated to direct “The Fly” with Michael Keaton in the lead role, but he backed out and David Cronenberg took over.

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5: Bill Murray has rubbed some collaborators the wrong way because he has a tendency to re-write and improvise his way through scripts until many of his scenes barely resemble the original versions. Most collaborators ultimately find though, it’s to the improvement of the films.

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6: Michael J. Fox had always been the first choice for Marty McFly on “Back To The Future” but he was unavailable due to scheduling conflicts with his work on TV show “Family Ties“. Robert Zemeckis then cast Eric Stoltz as Marty based on his performance in “Mask“. After four weeks of filming Zemeckis felt that Stoltz wasn’t right for the part and Stoltz agreed. By this stage, Fox was allowed to leave temporarily from his TV commitments and make the film. Reshooting Stoltz’s scenes added $3 million dollars to the budget.

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7: In Paul Thomas Anderson’s “Magnolia” there is a telephone number (1877) TAME-HER shown on the “Seduce and Destroy” infomercials within the movie. The character Frank T.J. Mackay is played by Tom Cruise and when dialling this number it used to give a recording of Cruise giving the Seduce and Destroy pitch.

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8: Although he is barely interested in awards, Woody Allen is one of the Academy’s favorites – his 14 Oscar Nominations for Best Original Screenplay as of 2005 are a record for that category, and puts him ahead of Billy Wilder, who had 19 combined Oscar nominations for Writing and Directing. With 21 nominations in the combination of the top-three categories – acting, directing and writing – he holds the record there as well.

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9: Peter Jackson’s first two choices for the role of Aragorn in “The Lord Of The Rings” were Daniel Day-Lewis and Russell Crowe. Crowe was excited about the prospect of being involved with a major motion picture in New Zealand, but couldn’t commit due to scheduling conflicts in America. Stuart Townsend was originally cast as Aragorn, but was replaced by Viggo Mortensen after four days of shooting because Peter Jackson realized that an older actor was needed.

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10:Reservoir Dogs” – In Mr. White’s (Harvey Keitel) flashback, Joe (Lawrence Tierney) asks him about a girl named Alabama. This is a reference to Patricia Arquette’s character from “True Romance“. Quentin Tarantino has stated that he originally intended this character to meet up with Mr. White and to become partners in crime. When “True Romance” was released a year after this film, the ending was changed and so this backstory became inconsistent because Alabama never went on to meet up with Mr. White.

So there you have it. 10 esoteric Tidbits to masticate on. Some you may know. Some you may not. If you have any thoughts, stick your donations in the comment box.
See you next Tuesday…

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TUESDAY’S TRIVIA TIDBITS.

Posted in Uncategorized with tags on October 1, 2012 by Mark Walker

Welcome back to Tuesday’s Trivia Tidbits. For those of you out of the loop, this is a little compilation of 10 movie related facts that I will be posting weekly and info that I always find interesting. So without further ado, this weeks are…

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1: Initially Russell Crowe turned down “L.A. Confidential” because he doubted whether he could convincingly play such a tough character. Once he was cast as Bud White he read in the book that his character was the largest cop on the police force, off-putting for him due to his medium-sized frame (just under 6 feet). To capture a “big guy” presence, Crowe lived in a tiny flat in which he could barely fit through any of the doors. This experience, he said, made him come to the set feeling like a giant.

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2: Ewan McGregor originally auditioned for the role of Mercutio in the 1996 film “Romeo + Juliet“. Harold Perrineau Jr, got the part but McGregor later got his chance to work with director Baz Luhrmann when he was cast as Christian in “Moulin Rouge“.

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3: Nicole Kidman Has appeared in “My Life” with Michael Keaton, “Batman Forever” with Val Kilmer, “The Peacemaker” with George Clooney and “The Portrait of a Lady” with Christian Bale. All four actors have played Batman in a movie.

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4: While making “The Godfather“, Paramount senior management were dissatisfied with the early rushes and considered replacing Francis Ford Coppola with Elia Kazan with the hope that Kazan would be able to work with the notoriously difficult Marlon Brando. Brando announced that he would quit the film if Coppola was fired and the studio backed down. Paramount brass apparently did not know of Brando’s dismay with Kazan over his testimony before the House Un-American Activities Committee in the 1950s – naming names of those thought to be involved in Communist activities.

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5: Meryl Streep was romantically involved for 7 years with actor John Cazale, whom she worked with in “The Deer Hunter“. He died in 1978 age 42 from bone cancer and ever since, Streep has been very reluctant to discuss the relationship with anyone.

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6: George Clooney sought the role of Jack in “Sideways“. However, the film’s director, Alexander Payne, felt that he was too big a star, and turned him down in favor of Thomas Haden Church. Clooney would later work with Payne on “The Descendants“.

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7: The characters’ names in “Inception” were not chosen by chance. They actually contribute to the story itself. DiCaprio’s character is Dom Cobb and Dom literally means ‘home’ in Polish. The root word “dom” comes from the Latin word “Domus”. Words like ‘Domesticated’ and ‘Domicile’ all share the same root and in the film he just wants to go home; Marion Cotillard’s character is called ‘Mal’, short for name ‘Malorie’, a name derived from French word ‘malheur’, meaning misfortune or unhappiness. The shorter version ‘mal’ means wrong/bad or evil (when a noun) in French, as well as some other Latin-based languages. Mal is of course, a disturbed character in the film; Ellen Page’s character is Ariadne and she makes her first appearance where she is called upon to create mazes. She is named after a character in Greek mythology who helped Theseus find his way out of the Labyrinth after killing the Minotaur. The name is also a reference to the opera “Ariadne auf Naxos“. The opera is a play within a play, just as the movie is a dream within a dream; Tom Hardy is an archtitect named Eames after Charles Eames and Ray Eames, a married couple well known in the fields of furniture design, buildings and architecture; Cillian Murphy’s character was named Robert Fischer as a tribute to champion chess player Bobby Fischer, his father’s (Pete Postlethwaite) character is named Maurice Fischer as an homage to artist M.C. Escher (full name Maurits Cornelis Escher), whose art was clearly an inspiration for many of the special effects in the film.

8: There are only six actors to receive an Academy Award nomination for Best Actor for their first screen appearance. They are: Orson Welles, Lawrence Tibbett, Alan Arkin, Paul Muni, James Dean and Montgomery Clift.

9: Martin Scorsese’s “Mean Streets” was originally titled “Season Of The Witch“. The change was inspired from a Raymond Chandler line, “Down these mean streets a man must go.” Film critic Jay Cocks suggested the change to Martin Scorsese, who thought it pretentious at first but eventually came to agree it was effective.

10: Courtney Love and Winona Ryder were both initially considered for the role of Marla Singer in “Fight Club“, but in the end, it came down to Helena Bonham Carter and Reese Witherspoon. Director David Fincher wanted Bonham-Carter, but the studio wanted a bigger name and chose to go with Witherspoon. In the end however, the decision was taken out of their hands when Witherspoon turned down the role as being “too dark”, and Bonham-Carter was cast.

So there you have it. 10 esoteric Tidbits to masticate on. Some you may know. Some you may not. If you have any thoughts, stick your donations in the comment box.
See you next Tuesday…

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BLOGATHON

Posted in Uncategorized with tags on September 25, 2012 by Mark Walker

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My good friend Ruth who runs the marvellous site Flixchatter has started a very interesting blogathon called “Small Roles… Big Performances” where I have been kindly asked to be involved. (As are you, dear readers). The aim is to highlight a specific performance by a lesser known actor that you feel deserves mention. To find out more about Ruth’s blogathon, or to get involved, go here.
In my contribution to this, I’ve chosen the very underrated actor Robert Carlyle and his iconic portrayal of Francis Begbie from Danny Boyle’s “Trainspotting“.

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By his own admission, Carlyle never wanted to move to L.A. and become embroiled in the glitz and glamour of Hollywood. He wanted to stay in his home town of Glasgow, Scotland and continue his work on more ‘authentic’ film’s and on his theatre company “Raindog” (named after the Tom Waits album). This type of integrity has to be admired amongst actors these days. As a result, Carlyle remains less known and under appreciated despite possessing a vast range beyond most UK actors.

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Francis Begbie is, quite simply, a highly volatile and unpredictable sociopath. In a film filled with detestable characters, Begbie is, without doubt, the film’s most terrifying and Carlyle delivers an inspired and virtuoso performance in capturing his arbitrary acts of sickening violence.

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However, despite his alpha-male status Carlyle himself believes that this was down to Begbie’s repressed homosexuality and his “fear of being outed”. As a result, Carlyle personally chose to dress in Pringle sweaters and stay-pressed trousers. It was a decision that, a surprised, Danny Boyle agreed to go with and even Irvine Welsh (the author of the novel) agreed that Begbie could be viewed in this way; Carlyle’s understanding of this volatile character seemed to be spot on.

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The skill in Carlyle’s performance though, is his ability to be malevolent yet do in it such a way, that his portrayal of this character also contains a lot of humour. All be it, in a nervous laughter kind of way. He manages that rare ability, to be both frightening and fun and he creates a genuine sense of unease and unpredictability whenever he’s onscreen.

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The entire cast of the film are on top of their game and it projected the careers of Ewan McGregor, Kelly Macdonald, Peter Mullan and to some extent Kevin McKidd, so for Carlyle to outshine them all is testament alone. He doesn’t exactly elevate this film from a poor standard (it’s already a brilliant film) but what he does do is add an extra dimension to it. He brings a volatility and sense of immediate danger that cannot be denied. He has been likened to a Scottish Joe Pesci who turns scary and violent at the slightest provocation. I couldn’t single out one particular scene with Begbie as whenever Carlyle appears onscreen, he’s outstanding in all of them.

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I’ve seen the film an abundance of times but no matter how often, I’m always gripped by the presence of Begbie and by that, I think there is no bigger compliment to an actor.

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TUESDAY’S TRIVIA TIDBITS

Posted in Uncategorized with tags on September 25, 2012 by Mark Walker

Welcome back to Tuesday’s Trivia Tidbits. For those of you out of the loop, this is a little compilation of 10 movie related facts that I will be posting weekly and info that I always find interesting. So without further ado, this weeks are…

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1: After “Once Upon a Time in America“, director Sergio Leone planned on casting Robert De Niro in a film he was working on about the siege of Leningrad in World War II, but that project never came about due to Leone’s death in 1989.

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2: Edward Norton was considered for the role of Andy Kaufman in “Man on the Moon“. Director Milos Forman could not decide between him and Jim Carrey and left the decision up to the studio. The studio decided to go with Carrey.

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3: All three lead actors in “Rebel Without A Cause“; James Dean, Sal Mineo, and Natalie Wood, died young under tragic circumstances: Dean died in a car accident, Mineo was stabbed, and Wood drowned.

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4: In “The Hunger Games“, the name of the main character, Katniss, is derived from the name of a group of edible plant species, genus “Sagittaria”, commonly known as “arrowhead”. This is a reference to the character’s archery skills.

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5: Arrested for trashing a New York hotel room. Johnny Depp claimed that an armadillo was responsible, saying that he had found the animal hidden in a closet and it had gone crazy, wrecking the hotel room before leaping out the window.

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6: In “Drive“, there are three hidden scorpions in the film: – When Driver is in the car right before the scene in the coffee shop where he tells the guy he is going to kick his teeth in. It is reflected in the window and makes a shape like a scorpion. – The second is when he goes to meet Bernie at the Restaurant. It is in the bottom right corner of the painting as he walks up to the table. – The third is when the Driver takes Irene and Benicio to the pond; they play with scorpion claws.

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7: A teaser trailer for the Coen brothers’ debut film “Blood Simple” was shot long before the movie was in production. It featured Bruce Campbell (filling in for the role later played by Dan Hedaya) bloody and crawling down the road, just like the movie.

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8: In “Inception“, If you take the first letters of the main characters’ names – Dom, Robert, Eames, Arthur, Mal and Saito – they spell “Dreams”. If you add Peter, Ariadne and Yusuf, the whole makes “Dreams Pay”, which is what they do for a mind thief – the very profession of the characters.

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9: Keanu Reeves’ first name is Hawaiian and means “cool breeze over the mountains”. When he first arrived in Hollywood, his agent thought his first name was too exotic, so during the early days of his film career he is sometimes credited as K.C. Reeves, Norman Kreeves or Chuck Spadina.

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10: There are only Nine male actors to ever have won the Academy Award for Best Actor twice; they include Fredric March (1932, 1946), Spencer Tracy (1937, 1938), Gary Cooper (1941, 1952), Marlon Brando (1954, 1972) Jack Nicholson (1975, 1997), Dustin Hoffman (1979, 1988), Daniel Day-Lewis (1989, (2007), Tom Hanks (1993, 1994) and Sean Penn (2003, 2008). Only five of them remain working today.

So there you have it. 10 esoteric Tidbits to masticate on. Some you may know. Some you may not. If you have any thoughts, stick your donations in the comment box.
See you next Tuesday…

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TUESDAY’S TRIVIA TIDBITS.

Posted in Uncategorized with tags on September 18, 2012 by Mark Walker

Welcome back to Tuesday’s Trivia Tidbits. For those of you out of the loop, this is a little compilation of 10 movie related facts that I will be posting weekly and info that I always find interesting. So without further ado, this weeks are…

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1: In “Interview With The Vampire“, Christian Slater was given the role of Daniel the interviewer upon the death of River Phoenix, who was originally supposed to be Daniel. Slater donated his $250,000 salary to two of Phoenix’ favorite charities.

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2: There are only five performers to be nominated for an Oscar twice for playing the same role in two separate films: Peter O’Toole as Henry II in “Becket” and “The Lion in Winter“, Al Pacino as Michael Corleone for “The Godfather” and “The Godfather: Part II“, Bing Crosby as Father O’Malley in “Going My Way” and “The Bells of St. Mary’s“, Cate Blanchett as Elizabeth I in “Elizabeth” and “Elizabeth: The Golden Age” and Paul Newman as ‘Fast Eddie’ Felson in “The Hustler” and “The Color of Money“.

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3: Humphrey Bogart was involved in a serious automobile accident late in the production of “Beat the Devil“. Several of his teeth were knocked out in the accident, hindering his ability to speak clearly. Director John Huston hired a young British actor noted for his mimicry skills to re-record some of Bogart’s dialog during post-production looping. And although the talent of the young impersonator is such that the difference is undetectable while viewing the film today, it is a young Peter Sellers who provides Bogart’s voice during some of the scenes.

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4: Brad Pitt owns the rights to the Hong Kong thriller “Infernal Affairs“. He wanted it to be remade with he and Tom Cruise in the leading roles. The movie was eventually remade as “The Departed” and originally he was part of the cast as Colin Sullivan (the Matt Damon role). He later dropped out but continued to produce the film under his (and his then wife Jennifer Aniston’s) production company, Plan B.

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5: In “The Wizard of Oz“, at the end of the sequence in which Dorothy and the Scarecrow first meet the Tin Man, as the three march off singing “We’re Off to See the Wizard“, there is a disturbance in the trees off to the right. There was a long rumour that it was one of the crew committing suicide by hanging himself and that it could actually be seen in the film. It is in fact, a large bird stretching its wings.

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6: Steve McQueen was first offered the role of Capt. Willard in “Apocalypse Now” but he turned it down and Harvey Keitel was then cast. Two weeks into shooting, director Francis Ford Coppola replaced Keitel with Martin Sheen, stating he was not happy with Keitel’s take on the character and that the actor “found it difficult to play him a passive onlooker“. To make matters worse, Sheen had a heart attack during the filming and some shots of Willard’s back are of doubles, including Sheen’s brother Joe Estevez who was flown out specially. Coppola was so worried that backing would be withdrawn by the studio and distributor if news of Sheen’s heart attack leaked out, that he kept it quiet, even to the extent of explaining Sheen’s hospitalization as being due to “heat exhaustion”.

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7: In “Easy Rider“, Rip Torn was originally cast in the role of George Hanson (eventually played by Jack Nicholson). According to Torn, Dennis Hopper pulled a knife on him during a pre-production meeting. On “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno”, Hopper claimed it was Torn who pulled the knife. Torn sued Hopper for defamation and won.

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8: When engaged to Winona Ryder, Johnny Depp had “Winona forever” tattooed on his arm. After they broke up, he had the n and a surgically removed to simply say “Wino forever“.

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9: In 1996, during a traffic stop for speeding, Robert Downey Jr was arrested for drunk driving, possession of heroin, and possession of an unloaded pistol in his pickup truck. This was his first reported brush with the law at age 31. He was given a suspended sentence of 3 years, and granted probation with requirements of random drug testing and drug counselling. In 1999, he violated his probation with further drug and alcohol abuse and he eventually received his sentence of 3 years in prison.

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10: Roderick Jaynes, who is credited with editing most of the Coen brothers’ films, does not, in fact, exist. The name is a pseudonym for Joel and his brother Ethan.

So there you have it. 10 esoteric Tidbits to masticate on. Some you may know. Some you may not. If you have any thoughts, stick your donations in the comment box.
See you next Tuesday…

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TUESDAY’S TRIVIA TIDBITS.

Posted in Uncategorized with tags on September 11, 2012 by Mark Walker

Welcome back to Tuesday’s Trivia Tidbits. For those of you out of the loop, this is a little compilation of 10 movie related facts that I will be posting weekly and info that I always find interesting. So without further ado, this weeks are…

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1: Michael Clarke Duncan did bodyguard work for Will Smith, Martin Lawrence, Jamie Foxx, LL Cool J, and The Notorious B.I.G.; he let a friend take over for him the night Notorious B.I.G. got shot, which prompted him to quit that line of work.

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2: In “Lawless” Ryan Gosling, Amy Adams, Scarlett Johansson, and Michael Shannon were originally slated to top line the project together with Shia LaBeouf. After the movie was shut down, recasting was required.

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3: Bruce Willis was chosen to play John McClane in “Die Hard” because the producers felt he brought warmth and humor to an otherwise cold and humorless character. Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone had turned down the role.

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4: Louise Fletcher who played Nurse Ratched in “One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest” was so upset with the fact that the other actors could laugh and be happy while she had to be so cold and heartless that near the end of production she removed her dress and stood in only her panties to prove to the actors she was not “a cold-hearted monster”.

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5: Brian De Palma liked Oliver Stone’s script of “Scarface” so much that he dropped out of directing “Flashdance” to direct the film.

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6: Joaquin Phoenix was in car accident January 2006 on a winding canyon road that flipped his car over. Shaken and confused, Phoenix heard a tapping on his window and a voice say, “Just relax”. Unable to see the man, Phoenix replied, “I’m fine. I am relaxed”. Then managed to see that the man was famed, eccentric German auteur Werner Herzog, and Herzog replied, ‘No, you’re not’. After helping Phoenix out of the wreckage, Herzog phoned an ambulance and vanished.

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7:Moon” and “Source Code” director Duncan Jones was offered the recent film “Dredd 3D“, but turned it down. Not because he didn’t like the Alex Garland script (Jones said it was great), but because he had such a strong idea of what he wanted to do with a Dredd movie, that he felt he could not bring himself to take it on and not do it his way.

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8: In “The Shawshank Redemption“, Tim Robbins’ role of Andy Dufresne was originally offered to Tom Hanks but he turned it down because he was committed to “Forrest Gump” at the time – Hanks did, however, work on Frank Darabont’s next film, “The Green Mile“. Others considered for the role where Kevin Costner, Tom Cruise, Nicolas Cage, Johnny Depp and Charlie Sheen.

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9: Early in his acting career, Paul Newman was often mistaken for Marlon Brando. He claims to have signed around 500 autographs reading, “Best wishes, Marlon Brando.”

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10:Blade Runner” is, of course, loosely based on Philip K. Dick’s novel “Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep” but the title itself comes from a book by Alan Nourse called “The Bladerunner“. William S. Burroughs wrote a screenplay based on the Nourse book and a novella entitled “Blade Runner: A Movie.” Ridley Scott bought the rights to the title but not the screenplay or the book. The Burroughs composition defines a blade runner as “a person who sells illegal surgical instruments”.

So there you have it. 10 esoteric Tidbits to masticate on. Some you may know. Some you may not. If you have any thoughts, stick your donations in the comment box.
See you next Tuesday…

TUESDAY’S TRIVIA TIDBITS.

Posted in Uncategorized with tags on September 3, 2012 by Mark Walker

Welcome back to Tuesday’s Trivia Tidbits. For those of you out of the loop, this is a little compilation of 10 movie related facts that I will be posting weekly and info that I always find interesting. So without further ado, this weeks are…

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1: In “Goodfellas“, Tom Cruise and Madonna were the producers’ first choice for the roles of Henry Hill and his wife Karen. Ray Liotta and Lorraine Bracco were subsequently cast in those parts. Al Pacino was also offered the role of Jimmy Conway but he refused with the concern of being typecast. Robert DeNiro took over the role and it’s a decision that Pacino now admittedly regrets.

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2: As the shoot of “Jaws” ballooned from 55 days to 159, with the budget likewise spiraling, the film earned the nickname amongst the crew as “Flaws“.

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3: For “The Thin Red Line“, Billy Bob Thornton recorded a narration under the supervision of director Terrence Malick. However, the final print of the film has voice-overs by eight of the main characters in the film; none of the narration from Thornton is in the final print. In addition, several other stars who filmed scenes were left on the cutting-room floor, including Bill Pullman, Gary Oldman, Lukas Haas, Viggo Mortensen, Martin Sheen and Mickey Rourke.

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4: John Travolta’s role of Vincent Vega in “Pulp Fiction” was written for Michael Madsen but due to scheduling conflicts Madsen couldn’t do it. He did, however, play Vic Vega, in “Reservoir Dogs“. The characters are brothers and at one point Tarantino considered making a film about the Vega brothers with the intended title “Double V Vega“.

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5: In Nicolas Winding Refn’s “Drive“, the driver references the fable of The Scorpion and The Frog: the frog agrees to carry the scorpion across the river; the scorpion stings the frog, saying “it’s my nature” and both drown. Driver can be seen as The Frog of the story – he drives/carries criminals (scorpions) around in his car, but is inevitably dragged into their destructive world (stung) leading to everybody’s downfall. Driver’s jacket has a scorpion on the back, just as the frog carried the scorpion on its back.

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6: In “The Big Lebowski“, the $0.69 check The Dude writes at the beginning of the film is dated September 11, 1991, exactly ten years before the 9/11 attacks. While he is writing the check, George Bush can be heard on the television railing against Saddam Hussein. This film preceded 9/11 by 4 years.

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7: In 2007, Ernest Borgnine became the first male Oscar winner for Best Actor to still be alive on his 90th birthday, and in 2012, Ernest became the first male Oscar winner for Best Actor to still be alive (and working) on his 95th birthday. He recently died on 8th July this year.

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8: In “Toy Story“, the carpet designs in the evil kid Sid’s hallway is the same as the carpet designs in “The Shining“.

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9: Keanu Reeves was originally signed to play Chris Shiherlis in “Heat” but he lost the part when Val Kilmer was able squeeze it into his schedule while making “Batman Forever“.

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10: “Rosemary’s Baby” was released in 1968 and directed by Roman Polanski. Polanski’s pregnant wife, actress Sharon Tate, was murdered in 1969 by Charles Manson and his followers, who titled their death spree “Helter Skelter” after the 1968 song by The Beatles. One of that bands members, John Lennon, was murdered in 1980 outside the Manhattan apartment building where Rosemary’s Baby had been filmed.

So there you have it. 10 esoteric Tidbits to masticate on. Some you may know. Some you may not. If you have any thoughts, stick your donations in the comment box.
See you next Tuesday…

TUESDAY’S TRIVIA TIDBITS.

Posted in Uncategorized with tags on August 26, 2012 by Mark Walker

As everyone seems to have a recurring feature going on, I thought I’d add a little something too. I do have my “Let’s Have A Sit Down” feature but that takes ages to compile so I thought I’d contribute a little something easier every week. This little something will consist of interesting facts that have been attached to certain movies. I’m a sucker for behind the scenes movie info so I will deliver 10 facts each week in the hope that you enjoy these bits of info as much as I do. So without further ado, here are the first 10 of “Tuesday’s Trivia Tidbits

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1: In the forthcoming Steven Spielberg film “Lincoln“, Liam Neeson was originally attached to play the former president before Daniel Day-Lewis. He decided to drop out though as, according to Neeson, he felt he was too old to play the part after waiting so many years for the project to get the go-ahead.

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2:First Blood” was released in 1982 with Sylvester Stallone in one of his most iconic roles as John Rambo but beforehand there were other considerations for the role. Al Pacino was one but he refused it when his request that Rambo be more of a madman was rejected. Others included; John Travolta, Nick Nolte, Michael Douglas, James Garner, Jeff Bridges and Robert DeNiro. Kris Kristofferson was also considered as he was a former Airborne Ranger and some hoped that good friend Sam Peckinpah would direct. Initially Mike Nichols was interested in directing and wanted Dustin Hoffman to play the lead. Hoffman wasn’t interested, however, as he thought it was too violent.

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3: Despite all the publicity, “Citizen Kane” was a box office failure and was quickly consigned to the RKO vaults. At 1941’s Academy Awards the film was booed every time one of it’s nine nominations was announced. It was only re-released for the public in the mid-1950s before being heralded as one of the finest cinematic achievements.

4: Colin Farrell previously appeared in “Minority Report“, which was also adapted from a Philip K. Dick short story, and had originally been developed as a sequel to the original film version of “Total Recall“.

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5: In 1958, Alfred Hitchcock was embittered at the critical and commercial failure of his film “Vertigo“. He blamed this on James Stewart for “looking too old” to attract audiences any more. Previously one of his favourite collaborators, Hitchcock never worked with Stewart again.

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6: O.J. Simpson was considered for the role of “The Terminator” but the producers feared he was “too nice” to be taken seriously as a cold-blooded killer. In 1990 – only 6 years later – Simpson’s stood trial for the murder of his wife.

7: In Tony Scott’s “Crimson Tide“, Quentin Tarantino was brought in to do uncredited “punch-ups” of the dialogue. His major contribution was the comic book bickering.

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8: There are only two actors in the history of the Oscars who have won the award for playing the same character. Marlon Brando is one for playing Vito Corleone in “The Godfather“. Robert DeNiro the other, for doing the same in “The Godfather part II“.

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9: In “The Dark Knight Rises“, Leonardo DiCaprio, Ryan Gosling and Mark Ruffalo were considered to play John Blake before Joseph Gordon-Levitt was ultimately cast. DiCaprio was also one of the actors considered to play Robin in “Batman Forever” before Chris O’Donnell got the part.

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10:It Happened One Night” in 1934, “One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest” in 1975 & “The Silence Of The Lambs” in 1991 remain, to this day, the only three film’s to win all top five Oscar awards – Best Actor, Best Actress, Best Director, Best Picture and Best Screenplay (Adapted).

So there you have it. 10 completely useless Tidbits to masticate on. Some you may know. Some you may not. If you have any thoughts, stick your donations in the comment box.
See you next Tuesday…

LET’S HAVE A SIT DOWN #4

Posted in Uncategorized with tags on August 17, 2012 by Mark Walker

With the release of The Expendables 2 upon us, I thought this would be a fitting time to turn two of cinema’s biggest macho personas on their heads. In this episode, 80’s and 90’s action stars Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger work out their aggressive homoerotic tensions and engage in some rough sexual activity. This may not be the ‘sit down‘ that most would expect from these two heavyweight action stars but I couldn’t resist twisting it about a little. Although it might not look like it, I assure you, that all words are spoken by them in character. I omitted some words to give it a different context but added absolutely nothing. Be aware, there may be a risk of the iconic characters and film’s used, never looking the same way again.

(Warning: there are some profanities included and some strong suggested sexual references but if you find it crude and insulting, then the mixed up wordplay has actually worked)

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Stallone: Hey, Yo…

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Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.

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Stallone: Do you like having a good time?…

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Schwarzenegger: … you’re making a big mistake. You got me mixed up with somebody else.

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Stallone: I been comin’ here for six years, and for six years ya been stickin’ it to me…

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Schwarzenegger: If you’re not ready to act, give me a break and shut up.

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Schwarzenegger: Your clothes… Give them to me now.

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Stallone: I think my underwear is riding into my throat.

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Schwarzenegger: Why are you being so immature about all this?

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Stallone: Yeah, well… 500 times a night? It stings after a while, ya know.

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Schwarzenegger: I’m the party pooper.

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Stallone: It’s really hard to say this. I feel like, well… I’m thinking maybe it’s time that I should, uh, step down maybe…

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Schwarzenegger: Well I’m sorry to disappoint you but you’re gonna… enjoy all the glorious fruits life has got to offer – acne, shaving, premature ejaculation…

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Stallone: You know what the trouble with you is? You’re too violent.

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Schwarzenegger: I know now why you cry but it’s something I can never do.

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Stallone: Emotions… there ought to be a law against them.

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Schwarzenegger: Why am I wasting time with a dime-store putz like you when I could be doing something much more dangerous, like re-arranging my sock drawers?

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Stallone: Everybody needs something. And I think what YOU need is a whole lotta ME, wrapped around you on a cold winter night.

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Stallone: Why don’t you screw…

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Schwarzenegger: No problemo.

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Schwarzenegger: My body. My choice.

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Stallone: Your body has to be here, but your mind can be anywhere.

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Schwarzenegger: Enough talk.

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Schwarzenegger: Come on… just… put… in me and look me in the eye and see what’s going on in there when you turn it.

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Stallone: You’re gonna regret this the rest of your life… both seconds of it.

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Schwarzenegger: The… nine millimetre.

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Stallone: I can’t hear you…

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Schwarzenegger: Come on… Come on, Do it. Do it, Come on, Come on… I’m here I’m here… Come on… I’m here, Come on, Do it now…

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Stallone: You’re a big man, but you’re out of shape. For me it’s a full time job.

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Schwarzenegger: Who is your Daddy?…

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Stallone: You’re the disease, and I’m the cure.

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Schwarzenegger: My nipples are very sensitive.

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Stallone: Y’know, sometimes charity really hurts.

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Schwarzenegger: Cutie pie. One of us is in deep trouble.

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Stallone: I’m taking care of business.

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Schwarzenegger: Oh, you think you’re bad, huh? You’re a fucking choir boy compared to me. A CHOIR BOY!

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Stallone: Yeah, to you it’s Thanksgiving; to me it’s Thursday.

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Schwarzenegger: You Want to be a farmer? Here’s a couple of acres

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Stallone: Stop or my… will shoot.

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Schwarzenegger: Come with me if you want to live.

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Stallone: You ain’t so bad, you ain’t so bad, you ain’t nothin’. C’mon, champ… in the face.

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Stallone: You know, you got a big mouth, you know?

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Schwarzenegger: Well… I’ve got to hand it to you. It’s the best… fuck yet.

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Schwarzenegger: … I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I’m going to ram it into you… and break your god-damn spine.

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Stallone: You can’t break me.

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Schwarzenegger: Bleed, bastard.

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Stallone: … somewhere between my vest and my pants.

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Stallone: Don’t push it. Don’t push it… Let it go. Let it go.

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Schwarzenegger: I’ll show you collateral damage.

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Schwarzenegger: Now that hit the spot.

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Stallone: I look at this… and I don’t like what I see.

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Schwarzenegger: Consider that a divorce

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Stallone: How do you think this makes me look?

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Schwarzenegger: You’re one… ugly motherfucker.

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Stallone: Well, we’re all a little freaky… It’s those straight ones you’ve got to worry about.

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Schwarzenegger: I just had a terrible thought… what if this is a dream?

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Stallone: I can’t get it out of my head. A dream of seven years. Everyday I have this. And sometimes I wake up and I don’t know where I am. I don’t talk to anybody. Sometimes a day – a week. I can’t put it out of my mind.

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Schwarzenegger: If this is a dream then who the hell invited you?

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Stallone: All right, just relax… You wanna talk – we’ll talk. I’m a sucker for great conversation.

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Schwarzenegger: You gave me a Raw deal.

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Schwarzenegger: No sequel for you.

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Stallone: I feel like a Kentucky Fried idiot.

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Schwarzenegger: You were never that smart.

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Stallone: During this… I’ve seen a lot of changing, in the way you feel about me, and in the way I feel about you. In here, there were two guys… I guess what I’m trying to say, is that if I can change, and you can change, everybody can change.

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Schwarzenegger: No more games.

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Stallone: I’m expendable.

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Schwarzenegger: Hasta la vista, baby

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Stallone: You should finish what you start.

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Schwarzenegger: I’ll be back.

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Stallone: I’ll be the judge of that.

MOVIE CONFESSIONS

Posted in Uncategorized with tags on July 28, 2012 by Mark Walker

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In solidarity with my fellow film bloggers I thought I better confess my film sins on the excellent blogathon created by Nostra at MyFilmViews. More details can be found here. As a lot of people were getting involved, I felt I should share also. So here goes…

1: Which classic movie don’t you like/can’t enjoy and why?

It has been said before but I’ve got to go with “Easy Rider“.

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Really couldn’t get into it. It was directed by a hippie for hippies. I can see the appeal for people living through this time but despite experimenting with drugs myself, I still couldn’t get it. I could relate to the hallucinogenic experiences but quite frankly the film itself was dull. Oh… and I’m not a biker.

2: Which ten classic movies haven’t you seen yet?

I’ve seen plenty of stuff throughout my 34 years so had to actually trundle through the IMDb to see which ones cropped up. Here they are..

Sunset Boulevard.
Modern Times.
M.
The Great Dictator.
Singin’ In The Rain.
Bicycle Thieves.
The Seventh Seal.
The 400 Blows.
The Sound Of Music.
La Dolce Vita.

3: Have you ever sneaked into another movie at the cinema?

I haven’t sneaked into ‘another’ movie at the cinema but I have sneaked into the cinema altogether. I walked straight past the kiosk on a quiet evening and checked every door till I found a film that was just starting. That film was Roman Polanski’s “The Ghost“. Good film, but then again, sometimes things are better when they’re free. 😉

4: Which actor/actress do you think is overrated?

I’ve got to go with “The Duke” – John Wayne.

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Man, that guy and his drawl just doesn’t cut it for me. I find him wooden and can’t quite get why people like him so much. He’s practically the same in every film he’s done. I recently compared him in his Oscar winning role in “True Grit” to that of Jeff Bridges’ portrayal of the same character. Bridges blows his ten gallon hat off and no mistake.

5: From which big director have you never seen any movie (and why)?

Again, I’m another that hasn’t seen any Ingmar Bergman. It’s not through want of trying but I’ve just never found any of his film’s readily available. I suppose if I try harder I could maybe manage it. “The Seventh Seal” has been on my watchlist for years.

6: Which movie do you love, but is generally hated?

Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me” was a real gem for me.

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I’m a big fan of David Lynch and the TV series before it. It was criticised for being incoherent and possibly self-indulgent but I absolutely loved it. It’s such an eerie and ethereal treat and a perfect final doze for fans of the series.

7: Have you ever been “one of those annoying people” at the cinema?

Unfortunately, yes.

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When I was about 16 I went to see “Trainspotting” with a group of friends. The problem was, I had already seen it and being intoxicated with the alcohol of choice in my city (a strong tonic wine called “Buckfast”) I proceeded to shout out the lines before the characters uttered them. Needless to say, I’m thoroughly embarrassed about this now and the cinema employees seen it fit to eject me from the theatre. Good on them!

8: Did you ever watch a movie, which you knew in advance would be bad, just because of a specific actor/actress was in it? Which one and why?

Got to go with Will Ferrell here.

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I am astonished at how people laugh at this guy. I like to think of myself as having a good sense of humour but I throw away better lines on a daily basis than the ones Ferrell has made a career out of. The one that stands out is “Anchorman“, it has such bottom of the barrel humour and I have questioned my abilities to understand him. I just don’t get him. He seems as if he’s making it up as he goes along… and it shows. I know the film has a fervent cult following but quite frankly, I think it’s garbage.

9: Did you ever not watch a specific movie because it had subtitles?

I love foreign cinema. I find it far more substantial and maybe that’s because I’m reading as well as watching. At least two film’s in my personal top ten are subtitled but in all honesty, I’ve got two young kids who run me dry every day, so when it comes to watching a film in the evening I tend to put off anything that will demand from me. I’ve been demanded of, all day.

10: Are there any movies in your collection that you have had for more than five years and never watched?

I’m thoroughly looking forward to eventually getting to all these film’s. I wouldn’t have bought them otherwise but I’ve just not found the time.

Munich” – Steven Spielberg.
Bad Education” – Pedro Almodovar.
Downfall” – Oliver Hirschbiegel.
Lust Caution” – Ang Lee.
Precious” – Lee Daniels.

11: Which are the worst movies in your collection and why do you still own them?

Dune” (simply because I collect everything David Lunch has done. It’s bad but it has it’s place in my collection)

Nine” (I’m a big fan of Daniel Day-Lewis and I’ll give anything a try that he’s in but on this occasion it was a mistake. I have the intention of making this film “4 1/2” – once I break the disc in two.

Any others, I discarded a long time ago.

12: Do you have any confessions about your movie watching setup at home?

I know a lot of people who find this lunacy from a person that enjoys movies so much but I occasionally watch films on my iPhone. I stick a couple of headphones in and off I go. The screen may be small but I still find I can become embroiled. It’s not ideal but it’s convenient at times.

13: Any other confessions you want to make?

There probably is, as I’ve been a very naughty monkey in my time.

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I use my film viewing and writing as a catharsis for my indiscretions but I’m exhausted after answering everything so truthfully. Feel free to spark my memory in any way though.

Mark Walker

My Dad & The Dude

Posted in Uncategorized with tags on July 11, 2012 by Mark Walker

As most of you know, my blog mainly consists of Film Reviews but recently I’ve been throwing in something a little different. Some will be familiar with my “Let’s Have A Sit Down” running feature. If not, the episodes can be found here… #1, #2 & #3. This is another change of direction for me but will most certainly not become a feature. You’ll understand why, in a moment.

This is still a movie related post but is the result of another hobby of mine… painting.

Some of you may find this a bit morbid but this painting was done using the remains of my late father. He died two years ago and after getting him cremated, I decided at that point that I would commit them to a painting that he would have liked. It’s took me all this time to work up the courage to do this and for that reason, plain and simply, this will not be a regular feature.

And the result… ? The result was The Dude from both of our favourite film “The Big Lebowski“. I shared lots of great movie experiences with my dad but probably none more so than the cult Coens classic. The reason this film resonated with us is because my dad actually looked and acted quite a lot like The Dude himself.

So here is the 5 stages of the Oil painting that I done for (and including) my late dad Gerry Walker.

Stage 1…

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Stage 2…

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Stage 3…

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Stage 4…

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Stage 5…

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Mark Walker

LET’S HAVE A SIT DOWN #3

Posted in Uncategorized with tags on June 22, 2012 by Mark Walker

Episode #3 of Let’s Have A Sit Down is upon us. In this scenario we have two of the big hitters of Hollywood going head-to-head – an off-kilter Tom Cruise and a menacing George Clooney. Again, using completely authentic dialogue from the characters they have played, we have the Cruiser and the Cloonmeister involved in a little unspecified criminal activity.

(Warning: if you are sensitive of ear and easily offended then don’t read on as this conversation will contain some profanities.)

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Clooney: OK, rambler… Let’s get rambling.

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Cruise: And to what do I owe this pleasure?

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Clooney: You… are just dumber than a bag of hammers.

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Cruise: I assume I need no introduction…

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Clooney: Are you… Wheezy Joe?

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Cruise: I’m… a master of the muffin…

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Clooney: Well… I’m a Dapper Dan man.

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Cruise: Fucking bullshit. I will not apologize for who I am. I will not apologize for what I need. I will not apologize for what I want.

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Clooney: I detect, like me, you’re endowed with the gift of gab.

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Cruise: A little oversimplified… But yes, something like that.

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Clooney: Plant yourself in that chair.

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Cruise: Look, fuckstick, I’m incredibly busy. So why don’t you get the hell out of here before I snap your dick off and jam it into your ass…

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Clooney: I said “plant yourself.” Plants don’t talk.

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Cruise: Let me ask you something: are you out of your fucking mind?

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Clooney: I’m not gonna shoot you unless I have to. And if I have to I’ll feel really bad about it. Now sit down.

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Cruise: Are you saying my life is in danger?

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Clooney: Who the fuck do you work for, you fucker?

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Cruise: I am out here for you. You don’t know what it’s like to be ME out here for YOU. It is an up-at-dawn, pride-swallowing siege that I will never fully tell you about, ok?

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Clooney: Well, your best better get a hell of a lot fucking better, or you are gonna feel a hell of a lot fucking worse.

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Cruise: We live in a cynical world. A cynical world. And we work in a business of tough competitors…

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Clooney: There’s no play here. There’s no angle. There’s no champagne room. I’m not a miracle worker, I’m a janitor. The math on this is simple. The smaller the mess the easier it is for me to clean up.

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Cruise: Yeah… a nutless monkey could do your job.

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Clooney: Well, that is a matter of opinion and I do not give a fuck about yours.

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Cruise: In this big game that we play, life, it’s not what you hope for, it’s not what you deserve, it’s what you take.

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Clooney: You know you’re on the path to truth when you smell shit, isn’t that what they say?

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Clooney: … you’ve achieved nothing. Jesus Christ was dead and alive again by 33. You better get crackin’.

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Cruise: My father wrote about this in his book. Chapter 1… Page 1… Paragraph 1: What is the answer to 99 out of 100 questions?… Money.

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Clooney: Thirteen million…

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Cruise: Show me the money.

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Clooney: You’d be surprised about what you can get, if you ask for it the right way.

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Cruise: Why don’t you cut the cute act… and tell me what it is you’re looking for?

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Clooney: … your… being robbed…

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Cruise: … Oh, wait! I got a better idea. Instead of a hundred million, how about I send you a hobo’s dick cheese?

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Clooney: Do I look like I’m negotiating?

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Clooney: If you try to run, I’ve got six little friends and they can all run faster than you can.

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Cruise: I think maybe the money’s what’s throwing you off here today.

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Cruise: I’m finished, I’m fucked. Twenty-four hours ago, man, I was hot! Now… I’m a cautionary tale. You see this jacket I’m wearing, you like it? Because I don’t really need it. Because I’m cloaked in failure… I ate two slices of bad pizza, went to bed and grew a conscience.

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Clooney: Rule number one: No noise, no questions. You make a noise…
[holds up gun]
Mr. 44 makes a noise. You ask a question, Mr. 44 answers it.

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Cruise: or you can grow a conscience in the next five mintutes and see where that takes you.

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Clooney: You know anything about gunshot wounds?… Specifically, the worst thing about a gunshot wound, provided you survive the bullet, is something called sepsis… That’s right. Say a bullet tears into your gut. It creates a cavity in the dead tissue. That cavity fills up with bile, and bacteria, and you’re fucked.

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Cruise: You know, … there’s one thing I learned in all my years. Sometimes you just gotta say, “What the fuck, make your move.”

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Clooney: … what’s wrong with you? Is it me? Is this my fault? Do think that this is what I am? I am a professional fucking thief. I don’t kill people that I don’t have to… What YOU are doing – what YOU are doing – what YOU are fucking doing, is not how it’s done. Do you understand? Say “yes, … I understand.” Say “yes, … I fucking understand”

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Cruise: … from now on my fist is going to be so far up your shithole that every time you have a thought, it’s gonna have to tiptoe past my wedding ring…

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Clooney: You little fuck. Do you get hit a lot?

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Cruise: Stop acting like a fucking retard.

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Cruise: … I’m more afraid of bein’ nothing than I am of being hurt.

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Clooney: I’ll tell you what I am – I’m the damn paterfamilias…

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Cruise: … spare me the psychbabble father bullshit.

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Clooney: So what are you… ? A faithless preacher? Or a mean motherfuckin’ servant of God?

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Cruise: … we gotta make the best of it. Improvise. Adapt to the environment. Darwin, shit happens. I Ching, whatever man. We gotta roll with it.

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Cruise: They’ll tell you I’m mentally unstable and violent and dangerous and it will all sound very convincing.

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Clooney: “Low profile.” Do you know what the words “low profile” mean?

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Cruise: … We’re in this together. Fates intertwined. Cosmic Coincidence.

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Clooney: You know, it’s too bad we are so much alike, otherwise we would have gotten along perfectly.

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Cruise: I’m not trying to make history here.

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Clooney: You know, you really are a negative person.

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Cruise: I will miss our conversations.

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Clooney: I know that I have put you through hell, and I know that I have been one rough pecker. But from here on out, you are… in my cool book.

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Clooney: Keep the money. You’ll need it.

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Cruise: You don’t have to. I’m through.

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Clooney: Damn! We’re in a tight spot.

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Cruise: Take comfort in knowing you never had a choice.

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Cruise: Now, I want you to take a step back… and literally fuck your own face.

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Clooney: Well, it doesn’t matter now, because you’ve got about two fucking seconds to live.

LET’S HAVE A SIT DOWN #2

Posted in Uncategorized with tags on June 18, 2012 by Mark Walker

After the positive feedback on my experimental “Let’s Have A Sit Down #1“, I’ve drafted up another to fuel some popular consumption. This time, I’ve attempted to construct more of a topical conversation and again, using only dialogue spoken from characters that the actors have played. In this episode, we have two actors that have never shared the screen together. So without further ado, here is the legendary and iconic Jack Nicholson and Samuel L. Jackson sharing a beverage and discussing women, violence and religion.

(Warning: if you are sensitive of ear and easily offended then don’t read on as this conversation will contain some profanities, as well as, racial and sexual dialogue.)

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Nicholson: God, I’d give anything for a drink. I’d give my god-damned soul for just a glass of beer.

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Jackson: Mind if I have some of your tasty beverage…?

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Jackson: Mmmmm. Goddamn… This is some serious gourmet shit…

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Nicholson: Heineken? Why it’s the finest beer in the world! President Kennedy used to drink it.

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Jackson: … the cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast…

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Nicholson: Here’s the first of the day…
[He starts flapping one arm like a chicken]
Neh, Neh, Neh! Fuh, Fuh, Fuh! Indians.

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Jackson: oh man, I’ve seen some crazy ass shit in my time.

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Nicholson: Is that crazy enough for ya? Want me to take a shit on the floor?

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Jackson: Oh, man, I will never forgive your ass for this shit. This is some fucked-up repugnant shit.

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Nicholson: Here’s something to remember when you’re older… – never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart.

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Jackson: Whoa! Y’all take a chill. You got to cool that shit off. And that’s the double truth, Ruth.

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Nicholson: You can’t handle the truth.

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Jackson: What the fuck happened to you, man? Shit, your ass used to be beautiful.

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Nicholson: They was giving me ten thousand watts a day… and I’m hot to trot. The next woman takes me on’s gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars.

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Jackson: Hey, that’s Kool and the Gang.

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Nicholson: Men are such cocksuckers aren’t they? You don’t have to answer that. It’s true. They’re scared. Their dicks get limp when confronted by a woman of obvious power and what do they do about it? Call them witches, burn them, torture them, until every woman is afraid. Afraid of herself… afraid of men… and all for what? Fear of losing their hard-on.

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Jackson: You know me. It’s my duty to please that booty.

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Nicholson: Well… there’s more things in this life than you can possibly imagine. I knew a whore once in Wilmington. She had a glass eye… used to take it out and wink people off for a dollar.

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Jackson: The last time I got blown, candy bars cost a nickel.

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Nicholson: I see men running around trying to put their dicks into everything, trying to make something happen… but it’s WOMEN who are the source… the only power. Nature, birth, rebirth. Cliche? Cliche… sure… but true.

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Jackson: I’m always frank and earnest with women. Uh, in New York I’m Frank, and Chicago I’m Ernest.

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Nicholson: just your average horny little devil.

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Jackson: I eat the pussy, I eat the butt, I eat every motherfuckin’ thang.

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Nicholson: All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

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Jackson: My ass may be dumb, but I ain’t no dumbass.

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Nicholson: You’re dumber than you think I think you are.

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Jackson: English, motherfucker, do you speak it?

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Jackson: I’m sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn’t mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about… What’s the matter? Oh, you were finished. Well, allow me to retort…

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Nicholson: Never, never, interrupt me, okay? Not if there’s a fire, not even if you hear the sound of a thud from my home and one week later there’s a smell coming from there that can only be a decaying human body and you have to hold a hanky to your face because the stench is so thick that you think you’re going to faint… Or, if it’s election night, and you’re excited and you wanna celebrate because some fudgepacker that you date has been elected the first queer president of the United States and he’s going to have you down to Camp David, and you want someone to share the moment with… Not for ANY reason. Do you get me, sweetheart?

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Jackson: Man, you best backoff. I’m getting a little pissed here.

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Nicholson: You didn’t let me finish my sentence… I’m not gonna hurt ya. I’m just going to bash your brains in. Gonna bash ’em right the fuck in!

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Jackson: Well, I’m a mushroom-cloud-layin’ motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain, I’m Superfly T.N.T., I’m the Guns of the Navarone.

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Nicholson: Take caution in your tone… I’m a fair guy, but this fucking heat is making me absolutely crazy.

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Jackson: Say… again. Say… again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker… one more Goddamn time.

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Nicholson: … Calm down, or you’ll shoot in your pants.

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Jackson: Normally, … your ass… would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I’m in a transitional period so I don’t wanna kill you, I wanna help you… Besides, I’ve already been through too much shit this morning…

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Jackson: God put you in my path and I aim to cure you of your wicked ways.

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Nicholson: You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

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Jackson: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.

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Nicholson: People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch.

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Jackson: Whether or not what we experienced was an According to Hoyle miracle is insignificant. What is significant is that I felt the touch of God. God got involved.

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Nicholson: Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City “Sailor wanna hump-hump” bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we’re all stocked up here.

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Jackson: If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.

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Nicholson: Y’know… you got a helluva knack for killin’ a conversation.

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Jackson: Look, I hate to be the kinda nigga does a nigga a favor, then, BAM!, hits a nigga up for a favor in return. But I’m afraid I gots to be that kinda nigga.

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Nicholson: What do you wanna discuss now? My favorite colour?

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Jackson: My name’s Pitt. And your ass ain’t talkin’ your way out of this shit.

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Nicholson: …why can’t we all just get along?

LET’S HAVE A SIT DOWN! #1

Posted in Uncategorized with tags on June 7, 2012 by Mark Walker

I’m going to try a little experiment which may become a regular feature on my blog if it is successful enough and I can continue to amass the material. The aim is to bring two actors together in conversation using only dialogue from characters that they have played.

The two actors I’ve chosen to get this little experiment going have actually already shared the screen together. We were first treated to this with the coffee shop scene in Heat. That’s right, it’s the legendary Robert DeNiro and Al Pacino engaging in a little fighting talk…

(Warning: if you are sensitive of ear and easily offended then don’t read on as this conversation will contain quite a lot of profanities.)

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DeNiro: You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? Then who the hell else are you talking… you talking to me? Well I’m the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to?…

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Pacino: You know what? Fuck you! How about that?

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DeNiro: It’s not necessary to lay a foul tongue on me my friend. I could get upset. Things could get out of hand. Then in self defense, I could do something to you that you would not like, right here.

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Pacino: Oh what a big man you are! Hey, let me buy you a pack of gum. I’ll show you how to chew it.

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DeNiro: I fuck you right where you breathe, because I don’t give two shits about you or nobody else.

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Pacino: You wanna fuck with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!

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DeNiro: … if you make one more move on me, you motherfucker, I’ll fuckin’ cut your fuckin’ balls off and shove ’em up your fuckin’ ass. I’ll fuckin’ bury you! I’m gonna stick ice picks in your eyes and send ’em to your family so they can eat them for dessert!

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Pacino: Why don’t you try stickin’ your head up your ass? See if it fits.

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DeNiro: You wanna play games? All right, I’ll play your fucking games.

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Pacino: Who the fuck are you?… What, you think you like me? You ain’t like me motherfucker, you a punk. I’ve been with made people, connected people. Who’ve you been with? Chain snatching, jive-ass, maricon motherfuckers. Why don’t you get out of here and go snatch a purse.

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DeNiro: I ain’t no white trash piece of shit. I’m better than you… I can out-learn you. I can out-read you. I can out-think you. And I can out-philosophize you. And I’m gonna outlast you. You think a couple whacks to my guts is gonna get me down? It’s gonna take a hell of a lot more than that… to prove you’re better than me!

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Pacino: You think you’re big time? You gonna fuckin’ die – big time.

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DeNiro: What is the fuckin’ matter with you? What – what is the fuckin matter with you? What are you, stupid or what?

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Pacino: …All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don’t break them for no one. Do you understand?

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DeNiro: I can feel the juices rushing back to my balls as we speak.

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Pacino: Whoo-aah.

7 x 7 Link Award.

Posted in Uncategorized on April 20, 2012 by Mark Walker

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Normally, my blog consists of just film reviews, with the occasional page branching off to notable actors and performances that I like. This is a one off post though as I must reciprocate a favour that has been done for me.

As my blog only started on January 2012, you can imagine my delight that only 3 months later, I was awarded the ‘7×7 Link Award’ for my film reviews by my helpful friend Adam at http://3guys1movie.com/

It’s always nice to have people recognise your stuff and being awarded this allows more people to come across it aswell, which brings me to the rules of receiving the award.

Rule #1: Tell everyone something that no one else knows about you.

Rule #2: Link to one of the posts that I personally think best fits the following categories:
Most Beautiful Piece,
Most Helpful Piece,
Most Popular Piece,
Most Controversial Piece,
Most Surprisingly Successful Piece,
Most Underrated Piece,
and
Most Pride-Worthy Piece.

Rule #3: Pass this award on to seven other bloggers.

So, here goes…

#1 Something that no-one knows about me.
This is always a hard question to answer and I’m unsure if it even has to be related to film but my daughter was in the same class at school as the son of Scottish actor Robert Carlyle. I met him on several occasions, picking up the kids and had a few brief chats. He’s such a humble and respectful person, as well as, one of Scotland’s finest actors, that often gets overlooked. For those not familiar, his film credits include “Trainspotting”, “The Full Monty”, “28 Weeks Later” and he even played the Bond villain in “The World Is Not Enough”. His television credits include “24”, “Stargate Universe” and the most recent “Once Upon A Time”. Despite these credits, he deserves more work and it was my pleasure to have met him.

#2 Most Beautiful Piece
I wouldn’t call any of my reviews beautiful but I found The Tree Of Life to be a beautiful film and one that had my head sparking. Here’s the first link https://mrmarakai.wordpress.com/2012/02/03/the-tree-of-life/

Most helpful piece.
I suppose when anyone tries to relay their opinions, they do it in some way that might be helpful to others. I often wonder if I have helped but here’s the second link which I hoped done the job, in getting people to avoid the film 88 minutes. https://mrmarakai.wordpress.com/2012/01/17/88-minutes-x/

Most Popular piece.
My most popular review is also my most controversial – which is Titanic – so I’ll pick the popular piece that has had a lot of views. That happens to be My Top Ten page. https://mrmarakai.wordpress.com/my-top-ten/

Most controversial piece
As I mentioned above, a lot of people didn’t seem to like my opinion of Titanic. The comments section reflect this. Here’s the link https://mrmarakai.wordpress.com/2012/04/09/titanic-12/

Most surprisingly successful piece
I didn’t expect the amount of views that my Perfect Sense review got but I’m happy, as I was hoping more people would see this film. https://mrmarakai.wordpress.com/2012/02/29/perfect-sense/

Most underrated piece
Not so much an underrated review but Mr. Nobody is an underrated movie that my review didn’t get much traffic for. My hope was to bring this film to more peoples attention but they didn’t listen. https://mrmarakai.wordpress.com/2012/01/28/mr-nobody/

Most pride worthy piece
I see flaws in all of my reviews and there are quite a lot that I should amend but I rather liked my review of The King’s Speech. https://mrmarakai.wordpress.com/2012/01/29/the-kings-speech/

And now to the seven blogs that I think should get a little of your attention…
(in no particular order)

#1. Andy Watches Movies
Andy has a lot of similar tastes to myself and his reviews are informative and easy reading. I enjoy his blog and he is always interacting on others’.
http://andywatchesmovies.wordpress.com/

#2. Southern Vision
This is a great blog from Tyler, If your interested in independent and world cinema. In a short time of following this, I’ve been put onto films I would probably have struggled to come across.
http://magnoliaforever.wordpress.com/

#3. 5 Word Movie Reviews
Ryan’s reviews are always in depth and well written. It looks like he puts a lot of thought and time into them. That in itself, is worthy of attention.
http://5wordmoviereviews.wordpress.com/

#4. Claratsi Movie Blog.
Kevin is another blogger, whom I tend to agree with. His posts and interaction are regular and his reviews informative. Another that I enjoy reading.
http://claratsi.wordpress.com/

#5. The FilmFellas.
The Film Fellas consist of four guys who discuss, in depth, all things film. Ive enjoyed there posts and discussions and have always been welcome to get involved.
http://thefilmfellas.wordpress.com/

#6. The Cinemaniac.
The Cinemaniac knows his stuff when it comes to blogging. He’s just finished his own script and managed to design an app for his site. He was helpful to me when I just started and always gives his opinion on your posts.
http://themoviefreakblog.wordpress.com/

#7. FernandoRafael.
Fernando is great for interacting with and his reviews are short and sweet. He’s good to have in your corner for having the occasional discussion.
http://fernandorafael.wordpress.com/

Well… That’s it. Apologies to anyone I left out, I enjoy all the people I’m following but some guys thoroughly deserve mention and others could be doing with the traffic. That’s what my decisions were based on.

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